I almost had it.
I went to the weirdest audition the other day. I went in to read for the part of a love interest opposite this young woman. We got our sides and just went for it. The casting director stopped us immediately and told me to make love to her mind. I said “ok”. I didn’t want to seem as though I didn’t know what that meant. We proceeded and he stopped me again. He gave the same note and asked if I knew how to make love to the mind. I said in a sarcastic tone “yeah”. We were off one more time and after she read her line I just stared. He let this go one for about fifteen seconds until he told me to leave. I said my character was telepathic but, he wasn’t having it. I then tried to make love to his mind to convince him to let me stay. He wasn’t having that either. I think he was blocking me.
Jefferson is on the five dollar food coupon. He went from the two dollar bill to the five dollar food stamp. Resilient!
Tomorrow I will try to renew my food stamps. I just have to prove to them that I am as poor as I say. Sadly that wont be that hard.
Goodbye!!
So, I am now down to my last light bulb. I held out as long as I could but, it seems as though I’m going to have to dig into my Aromatherapy Candle collection. I’ve been dreading this day for a long time now. All those trips to Yankee Candle down the drain. It was quite the collection. The variation was spectacular. Now if they only had an Aromatherapy Candle that treats poverty.
Life saver
“Instead of telling people you had a panic attack, tell them you were over pumped”
It’s sad when you have to cut things out of your life to save money. It is even sadder when one of those things is toilet paper. I’m going to miss it but, I’ve got a dream. Thankfully, I never threw out those Chipotle napkins from a few months ago when times weren’t as tough. I could have just thrown them out, but now they got a second life. Some would say that I have reached rock bottom. I like to think that I’m not there yet but, I’m on my way. Renew, Reuse, Recycle. You’re welcome Earth.